“In the old age black was not counted fair/ but now is black beauty’s successive heir”— Shakespeare Sonnet 127

It took 400 years, but The Bard might well have thrilled to the 2008 election of Barack Obama as president of the United States. To see blackness counted fair in the land that indulged slavery and its offshoots for so many centuries was drama in the vein of Othello. Even his opponents acknowledged the moment’s significance.

With the Summer Olympics hoving into view, it’s time to ask whether the IOC is missing a big opportunity by not including Grievance as a new medal sport. Just imagine the competitors for the gold this year.

I just finished watching the new O.J. Simpson series produced by ESPN. With all the stunning material available, the only surprise is that there isn’t a TV series done each year. His tragic tale is rife with metaphor. This new series, O.J. In America, decided to dabble in the racial politics of a man who was widely accepted by the white community and shunned by progressive blacks. 

There are two constants in the debate over gun control. First, the people making the loudest noises about guns typically know the least about how they work, what constitutes an automatic weapon and how lethal they are. 

The second constant is the same people decrying guns typically get their legal advice on gun purchasing from experts such as Kirstie Alley or Sean Penn talking to Jimmy Fallon. In short, it’s the bland leading the blind.

Upon the unveiling of his prime ministerial portrait on Parliament Hill, former PM Paul Martin was asked for a few well-chosen words about the role of government in our lives. After all, Martin was the courageous finance minister who got government debt off the backs of Canadians in the 1990s with an austerity program that helped Canada weather the  financial  turmoil of the next decade— a meltdown that almost bankrupted the United States.

But while the painting hanging over his shoulder looked like Martin, the person talking is now a changed man. 

My recent column on the transgendered bathroom debate provoked some predictable liberal outrage. Perhaps most telling: “What are you so worried about? There is no record of the transgendered assaulting people in bathrooms. Don’t transgendered people have rights too? In Europe, public washrooms are often unisex.”

Points of intersection between Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump are few, if any. But those that exist illustrate a singular truth of the current electoral climate: Don’t take the underdog for granted. As Stephen Harper and the Republican Party have learned to their chagrin, if you set your rival’s bar of accomplishment too low, you won’t be in office for long.

In the 1994 film Don Juan DeMarco, Johnny Depp played a young psychiatric patient being treated by a doctor played by Marlon Brando. Depp’s character claims he’s the legendary Don Juan, the world’s greatest lover. He tells Brando a tale of love, heartbreak and longing that includes life in a harem, stranded on a desert island and sword fights galore. 

Here’s where we stand in Einstein’s Relativity Theory. (That would be comedian Bob Einstein, also known as Super Dave.) The theory states that stuff getting shot out of a cannon can go anywhere. To wit, GOP nominee Donald Trump referenced a National Enquirer story linking Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael, and Lee Harvey Oswald. Naturally, legacy media lost their minds. CNN’s Jake Tapper almost blew a fuse box refuting the story. 

The never-ending quest to fulminate outrage in the United States of Bernie Sanders has many iterations. The most baffling, to Canadians at least, is the concept that showing photo ID before voting is all just a racist plot to suppress the black vote.

There are many theories for the success of socialist Bernie Sanders and populist Donald Trump in the current U.S. election cycle. But disgust over the status quo in media is a large part of the appeal. When Trump ballyrags about even FOX TV ignoring the public’s true interests, he’s hitting a nerve in the mainstream population.

Visits to the Holy Land of southern Ontario are always instructive. Having lived there for almost 30 years it’s fun to go visit pals like Steve Paikin, the non-pareil host of TVO’s The Agenda, to take the pulse of Toronto’s pearl-clutching elites. This visit coincided with the funeral for Rob Ford, who was made a non-person for trying to change the narrative as mayor of Hogtown.

Frankly the events of the past two weeks have sane people concerned about the United States. Is it the theatrics of Donald Trump? The calls for revolution from Bernie Sanders? Ted Cruz’s evangelical fervour? All of the above?

No. It’s Justin Trudeau stirring the loins of America’s power structure.