Québec: Still Speaking In Tongues, Cashing Your Cheques

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. The cycle of Québec’s byzantine language politics continues. Nothing seems to change. The culture authoritarians propose. The anglos protest. More people make the decision to leave the province. The Québec-based prime minister takes off for Tofino. 

The latest bagarre concerns a policy that has leaders of Québec’s English community worried they might not be entitled to health treatment in English. The purpose of this latest culture cleansing was, as always, to re-assert the primacy of French is the delivery of services. Because nothing works better than unworkable impositions to insoluble problems.

The language of the directive was, at best, inelegant. For instance, immigrants to the province are only eligible to receive health care in a language other than French for the first six months after their arrival. Also, says the document, a language other than French can only be used in healthcare settings when “health, public safety or the principles of natural justice require it,”— including in emergencies.

The directive also stipulates that members of “Quebec’s historic anglophone community” must provide a certificate proving their eligibility to attend English school in the province if they want to receive all medical services exclusively in English. (Wouldn’t wearing stars on their clothes suffice?)

Predictably the remaining Québec anglos, whose gullibility on language diktats knows no bounds, reacted in fear. For decades they’ve tried to be good little citoyens, sending their kids to French immersion, learning to order their smoked meat in the approved tongue, assuming settler guilt for winning at the Plains of Abraham. Voting Liberal. And what has it gotten them? 

Trudeau Liberal stooge Anna Gainey tried to salve their feelings. “It is clear that the confusion and uncertainty created by the directive is likely to have adverse consequences that cannot be ignored,” she wrote. “Clarity is urgently needed. The choice of language should continue to belong to the patient.”

As you might expect, the tongue troopers denied any malign intent in their ongoing push to keep Québec a French enclave— even if that’s what the policy says. Three Québec ministers reached out to say the new directive does not restrict healthcare access for English speakers. “The government of Québec imposes absolutely no linguistic conditions in health care settings before providing health care in English to anyone who requests it,” they wrote in The Gazette.

In other words, take two pilules and call me in the morning. Plus cà change. 

What’s most remarkable is that no one seems to acknowledge that this ongoing cleansing of the anglo fact in Quebec, a process launched by the election of René Levesque’s PQ in 1976, is a lingering 20th-century artifact, irrelevant in a current world where regional language and culture laws are subordinate to globalist commissars. In that world a unilingual Québec is a minnow that won’t last a minute.

As an example, this week’s X chat between its founder Elon Musk and Americans GOP candidate Donald Trump was seen as so threatening to world order that pencil-necked EU digital chief Thierry Breton warned Musk that, under EU laws, “X is obliged to ensure 'all proportionate and effective mitigation measures are put in place regarding the amplification of harmful content’.” 

In other words we are criminalizing speech we don’t like, and you might be charged. Breton’s concern was that “around 100 million X users in the EU” might be polluted by something other than his propaganda. (In fact, the chat had nearly a billion engagements worldwide.) Musk responded to Breton with a Tom Cruise line from Tropic Thunder that said, “Literally, fuck your own face!”

Meanwhile in Québec’s dreamland,  the bunkered solitudes of traditional culture perpetuate their waltz over preserving a French culture abandoned centuries ago by the mother country. Hundreds of thousands of native Quebeckers have tired of this folly, leaving for other provinces and nations where the position of an apostrophe doesn’t bring down the weight of a government on you. An anglo rump conveniently remains to serve as punching bags for the autocrats in the National Assembly. 

Equally preposterous is that Canada itself remains mired in this morass, incapable of entering the 21st century, because its eastern elites are petrified of admitting that Québec’s game is up. Principal among them is Justin Trudeau whose sovereign duty is preserving the status quo handed him by his father. That means the protection of Québec’s sweetheart deal under the equalization plan, wasting billions on a bilingual mandate in places where the most French thing is the fries and keeping police away from Québec’s sacred corporate sector.

Canada still has an explicitly separatist party in the federal parliament, sucking up federal funds while dreaming out loud about destroying the union. But they know that they’ll ver have to go rogue in the current milieu. They’re protected by a double standard that allows them to take money from the rest of Canada (suck) while undermining the federation (blow). 

While no one is anxious to see Canada rupture, patience has warn thin, says the Fraser Institute. "From 2007 and 2022, Albertans’ contributed $244.6 billion to the federal government in taxes and other payments in excess of the money Ottawa spent or transferred to Alberta — more than five times as much as was contributed (on net) by either British Columbians or Ontarians.

The other seven provinces, and most notably Québec, were net recipients of federalism, meaning the amount of revenue collected by the federal government in those provinces was exceeded by the amount of money spent or transferred by Ottawa back to the provinces.” All the while with Quebec attacking the energy sector that fuels their lucrative equalization hustle.

What does Quebec value?” @GordonS46194898 Montreal City Priority Spending: 1. Electric Buses 2. Electric Charging Stations 3. Art in the Park 4. Pride Crosswalks 5. Pride Month 6. Pride Parades 7. Language Police 8. Festivals & Events 9. Cultural Activities.”

The persistent presence of the palms-out province among the takers is a feature, not a bug in the Trudeau master plan. In whatever language you say it, pandering to Québec and its linguistic fetish is unsustainable. But who will bell that cat when the current stalemate serves everyone in Ottawa?

Bruce Dowbiggin @dowbboy is the editor of Not The Public Broadcaster  A two-time winner of the Gemini Award as Canada's top television sports broadcaster, he’s a regular contributor to Sirius XM Canada Talks Ch. 167. His new book Deal With It: The Trades That Stunned The NHL And Changed hockey is now available on Amazon. Inexact Science: The Six Most Compelling Draft Years In NHL History, his previous book with his son Evan, was voted the seventh-best professional hockey book of all time by bookauthority.org . His 2004 book Money Players was voted sixth best on the same list, and is available via brucedowbigginbooks.ca.